If you have a Yahoo! account (and who doesn’t?) you really should check your marketing preferences. Seems as though they recently reset eyeryone’s settings to receive their marketing speil, including regular old snail mail.

Rather sneaky,I’d say….

Happy commercialized jelly bean day to you all (and Happy Easter as well). I am one hurting puppy righ now. It seems that I overdid things a little bit last night, and my body is letting me know it. But to be quite honest, I wouldn’t give up any of it right now because of the great time I had in getting here.

Cryptic yes, but it’s kind of a tradition with me.

Yassar Arafat has been termed "the enemy" by Israel and his compound is currently under seige with the Israelis fighting room-to-room to try and take him into custody. Not good…at all. How many more sparks like this can the middle east powder keg withstand before it blows? Pray we don’t have to find out.

Far be it for me not to follow in the footsteps of others, so today Fischler.org will be participating in The Friday Five. If this becomes a regular occurance or not has yet to be determined (one more thing I’d have to remember to do). Anyway, here goes:

1. If you could eat dinner with and "get to know" one famous person (living or dead), who would you choose?
Probably Kevin Smith, though I wouldn’t really know what to say beyond "I like your movies".

2. Has the death of a famous person ever had an effect on you? Who was it and how did you feel?
Many have come and gone, but none have hit that nerve. Closest was probably John Candy. Now there was a funny man.

3. If you could BE a famous person for 24 hours, who would you choose?
Derek Jeter, just because that man has THE life. Plus I always wondered what it would be like to wear Yankee pinstripes.

4. Do people ever tell you that you look like someone famous? Who?
Yes. Shaggy from Scooby Doo. I’ve already addressed this.

5. Have you ever met anyone famous?
I once got former Giant’s RB Rodney Hampton autograph, sat at a table just across from Jim Henson a week or so before he died and Alan Greenspan walked by me at Penn Station while I was buying my train ticket just a few days ago. Does that count?

Check this: an online warehouse of concert posters. Nice!