Archive for September, 2002

Fucking spam!

Monday, September 30th, 2002

Subject of a spam e-mail I received today:

“Tired of pop-ups? You’lll love ours”

Extra L was theirs. The pleasure of pounding the author into a shape closely resembeling a hamburger patty will be mine if we ever happen to cross paths.

What’ that smell? Did something die in here?

Monday, September 30th, 2002

You too could be asking those questions with the help of Create-A-Fart where you can create your own custom flatuation sound effect chosing it’s duration, bouquet, fart type and density. Fischler.org assumes no responsibility to the looks you get when playing the sound files.

(Hat tip to Nick and Viv for this overdue post)

Blockheads wasting time and health

Monday, September 30th, 2002

(Warning: Not for the kids!) Seems as though this guy has found an interesting new way to play with Legos. I’m pretty sure this isn’t what the Danish plastic makers had in mind. ^_^

Ha-dou-ken!!!

Monday, September 30th, 2002

Kaiju Big Battel is something that I MUST see in person. From the video clips on their site, it looks like live-action anime inside of a wrestling ring. Now how can you top that?

(Hat tip to Gabe for this gem.)

A silver streak lined with burgundy and coffee

Monday, September 30th, 2002

NJ Transit has been in the process of upgrading the engines and cars in it’s fleet, and this morning I was spoiled by the opportunity to ride in one. Nice comfy seat, large windows, ultra clean…and you just can’t beat that new train smell. At least until I found that someone behind me spilled their coffee under the seat behind me and the run-off soaked part of my commuter bag. So much for new train smell.