You too could be asking those questions with the help of Create-A-Fart where you can create your own custom flatuation sound effect chosing it’s duration, bouquet, fart type and density. Fischler.org assumes no responsibility to the looks you get when playing the sound files.
(Hat tip to Nick and Viv for this overdue post)
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