Archive for August, 2003

Screaming out loud at things I can’t completely control

Wednesday, August 6th, 2003

Work related issues have been giving me a severe case of headaches as of late for a number of different reasons. I share by bitchings with you here to try and rid myself some of the stress. Hey, it was either this or punch through a wall somewhere in my house and I really don’t feel like having to patch any holes in sheet rock right now. Here we go, in no particular order:

  • I would rather have my teeth ground down to a fine powder by a rusty file without any anesthesia than have to work on a project under the control of Microsoft Visual Studio.NET 2003. The person who designed this bloated piece of crapware was a sadist and a masochist and should be shot in each hand so they may no longer curse the world with their code.
  • Nothing beats having your long overdue paycheck from May get lost in the mail (making it your second paycheck to disappear via the USPS). Thankfully FedEx was there to get me the reissued check. I have no idea where the check eating goblin lives, but it’s somewhere between New York City and Brick, NJ. Now the hope is that June’s paycheck will arive before Halloween.
  • Having the fear of unemployment starting you right in the face because the company you contract for stands a 50/50 chance of survival unless some big puzzle pieces fall into place. Also, there’s this sense of irony that this is the first place I’ve ever worked at where I really want to stay on at (at least another year or two if I had my wish) but circumstances may very well rob me of that chance.

Other than that, work is fine and dandy. How about you?

Rock, rolling and the lazy river blues

Wednesday, August 6th, 2003

Thursday and Friday was a rare double-shot of live rock for yours truly when Don and I caught Rana out at The Saint in Asbury Park and then again at John & Peter’s over in New Hope, PA the next night. The Thursday night gig was the only one we originally planned to hit, but considering that New Hope was less than an hour away we said “What the hell” and made the trip.

The Saint crowd did it’s usual disappearing act for the headliner of the evening. After the friends and family of the opening act left, there was about 12 or 13 Rana fans left to watch and cheer. Well, on the bright side of that we were all very loud so it sounded like there were more people there than there really was. The crowd in New Hope was much better, with about 70 or so people there for most of the evening.

And even better than it being a packed house in a rather cozy venue that felt like we were in a friend’s appointed basement instead of a bar was the fact that Rana played for nearly three hours. First they backed the opening act, a gentleman they invited to play by the name of Chris Hartford who both rocked and grooved with an excellent stage presence. Then Rana started a set of their own material that came close to two hours, bringing their usual raucous rock stylings to bear on the crowd.

On top of all that good music (which left my ears ringing well into Monday morning) I had an opportunity to go tubing down the Delaware River on Saturday afternoon. The outing was arranged by and for on Ian Keogh, in honor of his leaving to go live down in the pan handle of Florida. I think school has something to do with it, thought you never can be sure with Ian. He’s been known to do some weird shit.

The group consisted of the aforementioned Ian, good friends Don and Joanna, Ian’s friend Kelli and myself. We had a blast on the river, listing away for about 3 hours or so. We saw houses on the mountains and the shores of the river and made plans to wrest them from their owners. Don and Kelli tried to master standing on the tubes and almost always fell upon getting upright. We paid extremely high prices to eat hot dogs from a little ram-shackle operation run on one of the islands called “Hot Dog Man”, then contemplated how we could drive said Hot Dog Man out of business with a bass boat and about $30 worth of groceries from the local food store (all in good fun of course; not like we were sore for having to pay $4 a dog or something).

Afterwards we headed down to New Hope to wander around and grab dinner. I find it rather humorous that I had never been to New Hope before this summer, and yet I’ve now been there three times in the last two weeks. Go figure! We ate at “Cafe Lulu’s“, where I had one of the best Turkey Clubs to ever pass these lips. Shortly there after the lingering exhaustion from splashing around in the sun all day (not to mention the tryptophan from the turkey) came to the for and wiped me out, so it was as good a time as any to head home.

A weekend well spent. Getting a jump start on things with a Thursday night out was icing on the cake. Getting to see Ian for the first time in about three years was one of the bigger highlights. Hopefully the Florida sun will even out the color on that freshly shaven skull of yours. ^_^

Post no bills: The continuing saga of advertiser vs. user in the digital age

Sunday, August 3rd, 2003

The prospect of having a National “Do Not Spam” list forbidding junk e-mail to send to those addresses on it is a very tantalizing dream, but it might become nothing more than a pipe dream if the efforts to kill the National Do Not Call Registry it’s modeled after by the telemarketing lobby are successful. Here’s a quote from their elected mouthpiece:

“This truly is a case of regulatory overkill,” Tim Searcy, executive director of the American Teleservices Association (ATA), said in a statement. “Unfortunately, the FCC ignored its obligations under the federal law and the Constitution to carefully balance the privacy interests of consumers with the First Amendment rights of legitimate telemarketers. The law directed the FCC to avoid solutions that had an adverse economic impact, yet the agency consistently opted for the most restrictive approaches while ignoring less burdensome regulations.”

Forgive me for not being upset with the prospect of ruining the telemarketing industry, but I pay a high premium for my phone service, just as I do for my e-mail account, and I consider telemarketing and spam to be a waste of my time and the resources I pay for. I pay these premiums for my use, and not for you to use as a marketing conduit. If you want me to be more sympathetic for the plight of telemarketers and more receptive to unsolicited direct advertising, try picking up some of the tab for what I pay to use these things. Then we’ll talk.

Until you’re willing to put your money where you mouth is, then you have no right to bitch and moan about first amendment rights if I put the digital equivalent of a “No Solicitors” sign on my phone number or e-mail address.

“And in futures news today, assination of President Bush up 2½, bombing of the Golden Gate Bridge down 3¼….”

Friday, August 1st, 2003

I’m sure by now you’ve heard about the condemned atrocities and terrorism futures market the Pentagon was trying to set up, where you would bid stock-market style on such things as terror attacks, assassinations and the like. A quote from the linked article for you; I’ve added the emphasis on the part I find most disturbing:

The Pentagon office overseeing the program, called the Policy Analysis Market, said it was part of a research effort “to investigate the broadest possible set of new ways to prevent terrorist attacks.” It said there would be a re-evaluation before more money was committed.

Before more money was committed? More, as in some of my tax dollars already went to help fund such an asinine scheme that even a monkey with a frontal lobotomy could have seen was doomed to failure? You have to be kidding me! Can we open up a futures market on how far down the career ladder the genius who suggested this is going to fall?

A jar full of melodies flying up the charts

Friday, August 1st, 2003

Not too long ago I purchased a disc by a band called the
Jarflys, which is the side project of one Jimi Davies (a.k.a. Jimi Haha of Jimmie’s Chicken Shack fame). Now the record “Anonymous” is being published on the lo-end of the scale by Fowl records, which is Jimi’s own record company. I purchased the disc directly from their web site along with a few others from the Fowl catalog and it arrived a few days later via the USPS. Included in the disc was a Jarfly’s sticker and a little note, thanking me for buying the CD and politely asking me not to burn copies of this for friends and instead to direct them to the web site were they can get copies of live tracks and encourage them to buy the album themselves. Oh, there was one more thing too: the inside of the CD cover was signed by Jimi himself.

It’s that kind of approach to self-marketing that can turn fans into fanatics, and set the band apart from others in listener’s minds. Above and beyond that I am also respecting the wishes of the artists and telling friends about the band but not sharing copies the CD. Why? Well, because Jimi asked me nicely.

This was most definitely a value added purchase. It’s just a damn shame that the Jarflys don’t hit Jersey or New York very often, ’cause I’d love to see them live. I may just have to make a trip down to the Annapolis area to see them someday soon. So go, listen to the live tracks and if you enjoy what you hear, get the CD. Consider this my little part in trying to get the word out.