Comments on: Omens abound http://fischler.org/2004/11/02/omens-abound/ A life less private Sat, 27 Feb 2010 19:49:54 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Ian http://fischler.org/2004/11/02/omens-abound/comment-page-1/#comment-2330 Ian Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.fischler.org/?p=1913#comment-2330 Well, whoever wins, we all lose. I can always count on Americans to vote the lesser of two evils than their actual collective conscience (should they have any), leaving us with 2 morons to choose from who couldn't run an ice cream truck on Long Beach Island for Christsakes, never mind the office of this country. We should have been wiser by flushing all of these bastards, Congress included, into the history books this election, but alack and alas ... here we stand. A race for the ages! My favorite political cartoon was Bush vs. Jesus, and it went something like this: Jesus of Nazareth said: "Give to him who begs from you, and do not refuse him who would borrow from you" Jesus favors more government handouts for welfare cheats. Jesus of Nazareth said: "Judge not, that you be not judged" Jesus is soft on crime. Jesus of Nazareth said: "Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's" Jesus will raise your taxes. Jesus of Nazareth said: "Do not resist one who is evil. But if anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other" Can we trust Jesus to fight the War on Terror? Jesus- Wrong on social services Wrong on crime Wrong on defense Wrong for America (I'm George W. Bush and I approve this message) I'll be emailing from Spain sometime after this election. Well, whoever wins, we all lose. I can always count on Americans to vote the lesser of two evils than their actual collective conscience (should they have any), leaving us with 2 morons to choose from who couldn’t run an ice cream truck on Long Beach Island for Christsakes, never mind the office of this country. We should have been wiser by flushing all of these bastards, Congress included, into the history books this election, but alack and alas … here we stand. A race for the ages!

My favorite political cartoon was Bush vs. Jesus, and it went something like this:

Jesus of Nazareth said:

“Give to him who begs from you, and do not refuse him who would borrow from you”

Jesus favors more government handouts for welfare cheats.

Jesus of Nazareth said:

“Judge not, that you be not judged”

Jesus is soft on crime.

Jesus of Nazareth said:

“Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar’s”

Jesus will raise your taxes.

Jesus of Nazareth said:

“Do not resist one who is evil. But if anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other”

Can we trust Jesus to fight the War on Terror?

Jesus-

Wrong on social services

Wrong on crime

Wrong on defense

Wrong for America

(I’m George W. Bush and I approve this message)

I’ll be emailing from Spain sometime after this election.

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