Yesterday morning, good friend Don became a father for the third time as the Donahue clan gained another member. Originally broken in the comments, I figured such joyous news should be moved to the forefront. As the new papa tells it:
One more thing, I had another awesome baby this morning!!!!! Meredith Anne Donahue, 7lbs 2 oz. 18 1/2 inches, full head of dark wavy hair and cute as a button!!!!
Congrats Don and Mary. Mission accomplished. You can stop procreating now. ^_^
Tags: Personal
I just wanted to give you all a little F-U!! Since being hostilly removed from my home of over 27 years and left for dead, I have been doing quite nicely for my self. I have been spending most of my time relaxing and partying with other wayward organs. I recently went on a two week bender with David Crosby’s liver. Holy Shit! I thought I knew how to party, but that is one bad ass organ. I gotta run, I just wanted to tell you all to kiss my ass!
Great. As if it weren’t bad enough that my organs are badmouthing each other over here, now we’ve got to deal with this? I’ve tried to keep quiet, but this is just too much. This is supposed to be a place for those who want to give Don, Mary and family all those loving praises one gives to the owners of a new child, but you had come in here with a bad attitude and ruin it.
Hey numb-nuts! Get it through your thick, stone-laden skull: I had you surgically evicted at great cost to the welfare of the rest my insides. You did nothing for me through all those years except lounge about, and when you finally were asked to do something you just whined, moaned and became a literal pain in my side. If you’re doing so well for yourself out there, then stay the hell out there.
Get the point? You’re not wanted here anymore. If I want to see your face again I’ll take a look at the pictures the surgeon took as he was cutting you out of my gut. Come in here again and you’ll get to see the underside of my size 12. You get me?
Now SCRAM!!!
Ok, I have an amendment to an this news. I am an idiot. While this is not news it dos explain why I spelled my daughters name wrong. It should read Meredith Anne Donahue. The i and e switch was my stupidity, the e at the end of Ann was a last minute addition.
The mistake has been duly noted and corrected. Can’t have the kid going around life with a misspelled name, now can we? ^_^
I visited little Meredith in the hospital yesterday, and I must say that she is adorable. I didn’t want to put her down. Nice work Don.