Here I am, semi-zonked out by the lingering whatevers I caught last weekend, barely holding on to the edge of sanity. My mind races at 50,000 RPMs, but the only part of my body able to gear up to even half that capacity are my fingers and my eyeballs. If not for my closeness of my laptop, I doubt I could generate the locomotive force to walk to my desk and write this drivel. I think I can count this general state of affairs to the following forces:
- A certain lack of cold medicine, and a matching lack of desire to spend the cash to get some in light of a foggy knowledge of the exact cost of some final costs of car repairs before a planned trip to North Carolina.
- The shifting of the magnetic poles.
- Playing tech support the entire weekend, helping to set up my sister’s new iMac computer with Boot Camp so she could still play all her Windows games, then migrating all her data and setting up a wireless network.
- The rapid warming and cooling of the greater New Jersey area. In the 60′s and the end of last week, and back to the 30′s in the here and now.
- The massive quantity of WiiSports played at my friend Eileen’s birthday, after finally having found extra controllers for sale.
- Good friend Jesse bowling a 299 in said game of WiiSports. Still can’t believe he came so close, but then again he always did do well in sports. Maybe this is some kind of extension of that. Maybe he bribed a witch to cast some voodoo on his apartment and that was distorting time and/or space.
- The unusual cuteness of puppies and babies.
Yeah, it could be any of that, all of it, or nothing of it at all. Et al. Et tu. Honolulu. Kajagoogoo. Wait…what was I taking about again?
