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		<title>Calamity Coach</title>
		<link>http://fischler.org/2008/11/11/calamity-coach/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 22:13:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AJ Fischler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Short, tragic, and funny are the series of Calamity Coach comics by Aaron Costain.  I fear the place the creator must live where giant squids, meteors and light cycles attack motor coaches with such regularity. (via Drawn)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_2387" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 640px"><a href="http://aaroncostain.com/Calamity_0.html"><img class="size-full wp-image-2387 " title="Calamity Coach" src="http://fischler.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/calamity-coach.gif" alt="Sure thankful none of my bus rides end up like this." width="630" height="390" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Sure thankful none of my bus rides end up like this.</p></div>
<p>Short, tragic, and funny are the series of <a title="Calamity Coach" href="http://aaroncostain.com/Calamity_0.html">Calamity Coach</a> comics by <a href="http://aaroncostain.com/">Aaron Costain</a>.  I fear the place the creator must live where giant squids, meteors and light cycles attack motor coaches with such regularity.</p>
<p>(via <a title="Drawn: Calamity Coach: 13 Reasons Not to Travel" href="http://drawn.ca/2008/10/27/calamity-coach-13-reasons-not-to-travel/">Drawn</a>)</p>
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		<title>That&#8217;s What You Get When You&#8217;re Writing on a Deadline</title>
		<link>http://fischler.org/2008/02/01/thats-what-you-get-when-youre-writing-on-a-deadline/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:45:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AJ Fischler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have yet to watch a video by the guys over at Loading.Ready.Run that hasn&#8217;t made me laugh out loud (or chuckle under my breath if I&#8217;m watching at work). This one is brilliant beyond belief: The Writers Room.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have yet to watch a video by the guys over at <a href="http://loadingreadyrun.com/">Loading.Ready.Run</a> that hasn&#8217;t made me laugh out loud (or chuckle under my breath if I&#8217;m watching at work).  This one is brilliant beyond belief:  <a href="http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/244/the_writers_room" title="Loading.Ready.Run: The Writers Room">The Writers Room</a>.</p>
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		<title>Watch That First Step</title>
		<link>http://fischler.org/2007/10/29/watch-that-first-step/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 03:19:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AJ Fischler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wouldn&#8217;t believe it if I didn&#8217;t see it myself, but someone has actually found a way to fall up an escalator. [via Gizmodo]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wouldn&#8217;t believe it if I didn&#8217;t see it myself, but someone has actually found a way to <a href="http://www.glumbert.com/media/fallupescal">fall up an escalator</a>.</p>
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<p>[via <a href="http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/mall-disasters/how-to-fall-up-an-escalator-316299.php" title="Gizmodo: How to Fall Up an Escalator">Gizmodo</a>]</p>
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		<title>Punch-Drunk Brunch Talk</title>
		<link>http://fischler.org/2007/10/26/punch-drunk-brunch-talk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Oct 2007 02:15:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AJ Fischler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And now for your inappropriate video humor portion of the broadcast, it&#8217;s Mike Tyson&#8217;s Brunch Out! [via Kotaku]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And now for your inappropriate video humor portion of the broadcast, it&#8217;s <a href="http://www.channelfrederator.com/methminute39/episode/TMM_20071025">Mike Tyson&#8217;s Brunch Out</a>!</p>
<p><embed src="http://www.channelfrederator.com/embed/player" allowscriptaccess="always" flashvars="video_file=http://www.channelfrederator.com/embed/play/TMM_20071025" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="360" width="450"></embed>[via <a href="http://kotaku.com/gaming/clip/mike-tysons-brunch-out-315341.php">Kotaku</a>]</p>
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		<title>Yacht Rock Lives&#8230;er, I Mean LIVE!</title>
		<link>http://fischler.org/2007/10/18/yacht-rock-liveser-i-mean-live/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2007 05:02:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AJ Fischler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Previously mentioned and completely laughed at around these parts is the 10 episodes of comical genius known as Yacht Rock.Â  Yes, the web show was canceled, but like some horror movie monster, it JUST WON&#8217;T DIE!Â  Just look what I happened to find in the latest email from the Knitting Factory: Thu, Dec. 27 at [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.fischler.org/2007/07/20/smooth-music-and-hi-fi-hilarity/" title="Archives: Smooth Music and Hi-fi Hilarity">Previously mentioned</a> and completely laughed at around these parts is the 10 episodes of comical genius known as <a href="http://www.channel101.com/shows/show.php?show_id=152" title="Channel 101:  Yacht Rock">Yacht Rock</a>.Â  Yes, the web show was canceled, but like some horror movie monster, it JUST WON&#8217;T DIE!Â  Just look what I happened to find in the latest email from the Knitting Factory:</p>
<blockquote><p>Thu, Dec. 27 at    8:00 PM in    Main Space<br />
ADV    $10 &#8211; DOS    $10</p>
<p>Yacht Rock w/ special guests JD Ryznar (Michael McDonald), Hunter Stair (Kenny Loggins), Hollywood Steve (as himself); musical guests The School of Rock All-Stars playing Yacht Rock classics.</p></blockquote>
<p>You damn well better believe I&#8217;m gonna be there.Â  How about you all?</p>
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		<title>Kung-fu Theater of the Absurd</title>
		<link>http://fischler.org/2007/10/15/kung-fu-theater-of-the-absurd/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 01:25:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AJ Fischler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pure and simple, this is probably the only time when it&#8217;s going to be socially acceptable to laugh at child abuse (faked, of course).]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pure and simple, this is probably the only time when it&#8217;s going to be socially acceptable to <a href="http://www.megavideo.com/?v=Y23BCSJI">laugh at child abuse</a> (faked, of course).</p>
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		<title>Smooth Music and Hi-fi Hilarity</title>
		<link>http://fischler.org/2007/07/20/smooth-music-and-hi-fi-hilarity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2007 21:26:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AJ Fischler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In my recent bout of absenteeism from blogging, a new acquaintance introduced me the to the wit, humor and smooth sounds of Yatch Rock &#8212; a currently canceled web series over at Chanel 101. And I mourn it&#8217;s canceled status verily, because the 10 episodes they have are brilliant beyond belief. Set in the late [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.channel101.com/shows/show.php?show_id=152"><img src="http://www.fischler.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/yacht-rock.jpg" alt="Yatch Rock title screen" style="margin: 0pt 0pt 15px 10px" align="right" height="147" width="199" /></a> In my recent bout of absenteeism from blogging, a <a href="http://www.maryjeys.com/">new acquaintance</a> introduced me the to the wit, humor and smooth sounds of <a href="http://www.channel101.com/shows/show.php?show_id=152">Yatch Rock</a> &#8212; a currently canceled web series over at <a href="http://www.channel101.com/about/index.php">Chanel 101</a>.  And I mourn it&#8217;s canceled status verily, because the 10 episodes they have are brilliant beyond belief.</p>
<p>Set in the late 70&#8242;s/early 80&#8242;s music world of  soft rock superkings, the creators deftly weave in their humorous song creation stories with the likes of Michael McDonald, Kenny Loggins, Christopher Cross, Dr. Dre, Michael Jackson, Hall and Oates, David Lee Roth, Eddie Van Halen, Steve Perry, The Eagles&#8230;not to mention my beloved Steely Dan.</p>
<p>You can dig around on <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yacht_rock">the show&#8217;s Wikipedia</a> page for more background, or just dive right into the episodes.  If you&#8217;re crunched for time and want some recommendations, I&#8217;d say hit episodes #7 (<a href="http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=1537">I Keep Forgettin</a>), #9 (<a href="http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=1622">Runnin&#8217; With The Devil</a>), and #10 (<a href="http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=1766">FM</a>).</p>
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		<title>&#8220;In fact we like you.  We like you very much.&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://fischler.org/2007/02/22/in-fact-we-like-you-we-like-you-very-much/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 22:13:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AJ Fischler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s the best way to counter intolerance and ignorance? Why, lampoon the absurdity of it all, of course! That&#8217;s just what George Takei &#8212; the gay actor of Star Trek fame &#8212; has done in this little video response to the unbridled display of homophobia shown by former NBA player Tim Hardaway last week. If [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a class="imagelink" href="http://www.influks.com/post897.html" title="George Takei responds to Tim Hardaway's homophobic comments" style="float: right; margin: 0 0 15px 15px;"><img id="image2132" src="http://www.fischler.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/takei.jpg" alt="George Takei responds to Tim Hardaway's homophobic comments" /></a></p>
<p>What&#8217;s the best way to counter intolerance and ignorance?  Why, lampoon the absurdity of it all, of course!  That&#8217;s just what George Takei &#8212; the gay actor of Star Trek fame &#8212; has done <a href="http://www.influks.com/post897.html" title="Influks.com: George Takei owns Tim Hardaway">in this little video response</a> to the unbridled display of homophobia shown by former NBA player <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/sports/basketball/259015,hardaway021507.article" title="Chicago Sun-Times: Tim Hardaway says he hates 'gay people'">Tim Hardaway last week</a>.</p>
<p>If you can&#8217;t laugh at this, then you best go get yourself some therapy right away.</p>
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		<title>A different breed of music videos</title>
		<link>http://fischler.org/2006/09/19/a-different-breed-of-music-videos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Sep 2006 03:12:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AJ Fischler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two comedians with their takes on two different genres of music. Brian Posehn does Metal By Numbers while Aziz Ansari shows us the world of an Indie Marketing Guru.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Two comedians with their takes on two different genres of music.  Brian Posehn does <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko" title="YouTube: Brian Posehn - Metal By Numbers">Metal By Numbers</a> while Aziz Ansari shows us the world of an <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=vD6bI7ziGPk" title="YouTube: Clell Tickle: Indie Marketing Guru">Indie Marketing Guru</a>.</p>
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		<title>On demand laughs</title>
		<link>http://fischler.org/2006/02/22/on-demand-laughs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2006 05:24:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AJ Fischler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Broadband net connections were meant for sharing humorous video clips and porn, and since I seem to be a little light in the porn department today, I guess your stuck with the laugh-makers. The Daily Show has had another one of their reporter rotations, bringing in a new cast of characters to spoof the news. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Broadband net connections were meant for sharing humorous video clips and porn, and since I seem to be a little light in the porn department today, I guess your stuck with the laugh-makers.</p>
<ul>
<li>The Daily Show has had another one of their reporter rotations, bringing in a new cast of characters to spoof the news.   Among the new bunch is Demetri Martin and his &#8220;Trendspotting&#8221; segment.   This time around he&#8217;s taking a look <a href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/tube/the-daily-shows-trendspotting-social-networking-155445.php">social networking sites</a> such as MySpace and Friendster.</li>
<li>After trading barbs back and forth for a few weeks, Steven Colbert finally had his showdown with <a href="http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/002816.html">liberal talk radio host Russ Lieber</a> (a.k.a. David Cross) on the Colbert Report.</li>
<li>Over on Current TV, Super News takes their animated lens and gives the spotlight to an <a href="http://www.current.tv/video/?id=1689949&amp;WT.mc_id=NewsletterSupernews">eyewitness to Dick Cheney&#8217;s hunting accident</a>:   the quail himself.</li>
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<p>Hat tip to Katie at work for the Trendspotting link.</p>
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		<title>An entertaining tale for those conspiracy buffs out there</title>
		<link>http://fischler.org/2005/12/21/an-entertaining-tale-for-those-conspiracy-buffs-out-there/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2005 03:48:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AJ Fischler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever since Dave Chappelle got his big payday to make season 3 and beyond of his show, then totally flaked out mid-production, there have been questions as to why. What really happened is anyone&#8217;s guess, but anti-social.com has put together their own take called &#8220;The Chappelle Theory&#8220;. An interesting story, but seeing as how the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ever since Dave Chappelle <a href="http://www.fischler.org/2004/08/05/say-it-like-you-mean-it/" title="Fischler.org: Say it like you mean it">got his big payday</a> to make season 3 and beyond of his show, then totally flaked out mid-production, there have been questions as to why.  What really happened is anyone&#8217;s guess, but anti-social.com has put together their own take called &#8220;<a href="http://www.chappelletheory.com/">The Chappelle Theory</a>&#8220;.</p>
<p>An interesting story, but seeing as how the word &#8220;bullshit&#8221; is stamped over the title on the web site, I&#8217;m guessing that&#8217;s all it is.  ^_^</p>
<p>(Link via <a href="http://www.shoutwire.com/comments/2095/The_Chappelle_Theory" title="The Chappelle Theory">Shoutwire</a>)</p>
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		<title>Too much, or too sexy?</title>
		<link>http://fischler.org/2005/12/02/too-much-or-too-sexy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2005 19:08:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AJ Fischler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nice to see that Weebl and Bob is still as funny as ever.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nice to see that <a href="http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/paper/">Weebl and Bob</a> is still as funny as ever.</p>
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		<title>Get perpendicular!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2005 17:28:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AJ Fischler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hitachi has found a way to pack more storage space into hard drives so you can carry around more of your music and what nots, but instead of the usual stale and dry white paper on how they pulled off this feat, they decided to do a Schoolhouse Rocks! style animation. Don&#8217;t blame me if [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hitachi has found a way to pack more storage space into hard drives so you can carry around more of your music and what nots, but instead of the usual stale and dry white paper on how they pulled off this feat, they decided to do a <a href="http://hitachigst.com/hdd/research/recording_head/pr/PerpendicularAnimation.html">Schoolhouse Rocks! style animation</a>.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t blame me if you get the cheesy song stuck in your head &#8212; I&#8217;m only the messenger here.</p>
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		<title>Rules for people walking on narrow sidewalks</title>
		<link>http://fischler.org/2005/02/28/rules-for-people-walking-on-narrow-sidewalks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2005 19:47:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AJ Fischler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s real simple, folks: Do not stop walking suddenly when your suantering three people wide down the sidewalk. Do not walk three people wide on the sidewalk. Memorize points 1 and 2. If you need the extra space, may I suggest the middle of the road? Especially if there&#8217;s oncoming traffic.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s real simple, folks:</p>
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<li>Do <em>not</em> stop walking suddenly when your suantering three people wide down the sidewalk.</li>
<li>Do <em>not</em> walk three people wide on the sidewalk.</li>
<li>Memorize points 1 and 2.</li>
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<p>If you need the extra space, may I suggest the middle of the road?  Especially if there&#8217;s oncoming traffic.</p>
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		<title>Honorable mentionings</title>
		<link>http://fischler.org/2004/12/21/honorable-mentionings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2004 21:55:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AJ Fischler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Conversational and informational fodder for you all to ponder and pontificate over. Dig in and fire up your comments, cause it&#8217;s big word Tuesday baby! More reports of prisoner abuse in Iraq and Guantanamo, this time courtesy of the F.B.I. Seems as though the torturers are using the F.B.I.&#8217;s name to shield the blame from [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Conversational and informational fodder for you all to ponder and pontificate over.  Dig in and fire up your comments, cause it&#8217;s big word Tuesday baby!</p>
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<li><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2004/12/21/politics/21abuse.html" title="New F.B.I. Files Describe Abuse of Iraq Inmates">More reports of prisoner abuse in Iraq and Guantanamo</a>, this time courtesy of the F.B.I.  Seems as though the torturers are using the F.B.I.&#8217;s name to shield the blame from getting passed onto the Department of Defense.  Sick, just sick.  Does anyone else find it frightening that we&#8217;ve now lost the majority of our moral high ground when it comes to this kind of thing?  For every &#8220;enemy combatant&#8221; left to defecate on themselves or pull their hair out, we give rise to two or three terrorists to replace them.  Not the way to promote the splendors of democracy or ensure the safety of our nation if you ask me.</li>
<li>The long rumored <a href="http://www.gothamist.com/archives/2004/12/17/subwaybus_fare_hike_officially_passed.php" title="Subway/Bus Fare Hike Officially Passed">MTA fare hike is now official</a>.  Monthly unlimited cards are to jump up from $70 to $76 a month, among other hikes.  Great, there&#8217;s another $72 a year that I have to give over to someone else.  This wouldn&#8217;t irk me so much if the MTA&#8217;s books were open.  As it stands now, <a href="http://www.observer.com/pages/story.asp?ID=9918" title="Corruption, Waste Plague M.T.A. Projects">lots of nasty corruption rumors</a> have been circulating.
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<li>The FCC has given the go-ahead to <a href="http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20041217-4476.html" title="FCC gives thumbs-up to in-flight broadband">the use of in-flight broadband</a>.  Cell phone use in planes is also to be decided upon soon.  Probably of interest to those who fly a lot, but considering my terrestrial nature this is just one of those curious policy things I like to make note of.</li>
<li>Just the mental image <a href="http://www.dooce.com/archives/feeling_guilty/12_16_2004.html" title="Feeling Guilty">this one-line post</a> creates had me laughing out loud at work.</li>
<li>The process is now officially underway for <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4103931.stm" title="Turkey heading twoard the EU">Turkey to be evaluate for entry into the European Union</a>.  There are many steps along the way.  The process could take up to 15 years and there is no guarantee that they&#8217;ll be admitted.</li>
<li>Gizmodo has a picture of the <a href="http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/cellphones/varioptic-liquid-lens-027939.php" title="Varioptic Liquid Lens">Varioptic liquid lens</a> that will add optical zoom and autofocus to future camera phones.</li>
<li>A write-up on how to <a href="http://www.webpronews.com/ebusiness/sitepromotion/wpn-3-20041210HowToBuildTrafficToYourBlog.html" title="">build traffic to your blog</a>.  Not like having this personal indulgence of mine widely known has ever been a big issue with me, but maybe I can use some of this on another blog I get involved with.</li>
<li>Some Australian game has <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4104731.stm" title="Gamer buys $26,500 virtual land">bought a virtual island for $26,500 in cash</a>, and not virtual cash either.  The slice of digitized land is in the online role-playing game Project Entropia.</li>
<li>First it was <a href="http://www.xmradio.com/">XM</a> releasing their <a href="http://www.powerpage.org/cgi-bin/WebObjects/powerpage.woa/wa/story?newsID=12535" title="">MyFi</a> portable satellite radio.  Now it looks like <a href="http://www.sirius.com/">Sirius</a> is gonna follow suit and raise the stakes at the same time:  they are rumored to be talking with Apple about <a href="http://www.powerpage.org/cgi-bin/WebObjects/powerpage.woa/wa/story?newsID=13351" title="O'Grady's PowerPage: Apple in Talks with Sirius to Develop SatPod">integrating a Sirius satellite radio into the iPod</a>.  It&#8217;s times like this that I wish O&amp;A were on Sirius and not XM.  That and their NFL coverage package.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.37signals.com/svn/archives/000974.php" title="Signal vs. Noise: Tip: Getting the budget out of a client">Title how to get a budget out of a client</a>.  Hopefully I&#8217;ll get to use this tip some day on one of my freelance gigs.</li>
<li>Looks like <a href="http://www.gothamist.com/archives/2004/12/20/what_what_what_chappelles_show_to_be_delayed.php" title="What? What? What? Chappelle's Show To Be Delayed">we&#8217;ll be waiting until spring for the new season of Chappelle&#8217;s Show to begin</a>.  My funny bone is heart broken at the news.</li>
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<p>And finally&#8230;</p>
<ul>
<li>A new drug called called Sativex, used to treat the central nervous system of  multiple sclerosis patients, is on track to get the green light from Canadian health officials.  What makes this noteworthy is that <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4114147.stm" title="Cannabis hopes bolster drugs firm">it&#8217;ll be the first cannabis-based drug approved anywhere in the world</a>.</li>
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